That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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