Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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