chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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