hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she peed on how many people?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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