I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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