Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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