But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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