the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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