don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
