My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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