the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
there was a trapeze. enough said
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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