have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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