apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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