I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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