i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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