As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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