youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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