idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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