If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There's a naked man in my car right now.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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