Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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