HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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