talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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