On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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