me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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