You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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