Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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