the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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