I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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