We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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