omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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