if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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