So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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