Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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