he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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