What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I party with great urgency now.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
