I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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