i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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