Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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