Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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