i just wanna soil my oats bro
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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