Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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