just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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