I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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