Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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