She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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