covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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