when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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