ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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