I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
