It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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