Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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