ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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