so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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