When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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