I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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