Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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